Hypoxia and Medicine

Spiritually Speaking: Have any of you tried the "Recession diet"? Its from the makers of "Stock-Market-B-Gone"?

The recession diet works simple, and it works too! 1. Get your wages cut at work. 2. As you spend more money to make rent, you spend less money on food. 3. As you spend less money on food, you eat less. 4. As you eat less, you lose weight*! 5. ???? 6. Profit! God, dont you love how the economy is going to improve our health overall? Besides the massive amount of stress, depression, nausea, and insomnia that comes as a result of getting your wages cut and/or losing your job. * WARNING: Studies have proven that the opposite may in fact happen, since it is also shown that people who eat less spend more in fast food. The long term effects of this diet are not known, and it can cause serious medical conditions. Please consult with your accountant before you consult this diet. (read this part as fast as those drug commercials show the last warning.) In all seriousness though, I have lost 20 pounds the last 4 weeks thanks to this BS economy. Karl: And Most of my Q&A's are from R&S, got a problem with it or did you fail to see the "Spiritually Speaking" tag in front of it? I wonder if this will get on Y!Amsters top question thingy merbobber.

Public Comments

  1. Faith in Christ brings hope. All of your faith in the things of this world bring you despair. Blessings!
  2. This is R&S!!
  3. Don't forget about a heavy dose of fear mongering from the President and his administration.
  4. Burgers and fries are cheap. I can't afford to make a salad.
  5. Why do you start your questions with "Spiritually Speaking"? What, on Earth, does that have to do with the content of the question?
  6. Regroup, refocus, recover. As money guru Dave Ramsay (Financial Peace) says - Don't have a bad economy. There are folks right now making more money than they ever have in all their lives. Right now people are looking for value. Be valuable!
  7. nah, it doesn't work. People get their wages cut, get depressed, sit at home and drink and eat crap.
  8. profits rule
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