Hypoxia and Medicine

Serious Medical Condition !!?

Prime Minister was visiting one of finest hospitals and during his tour of the wards, he passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. "Oh God," said the PM, "that`s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry sir, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn`t do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die" "Oh, I am sorry," said the PM, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed." On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient. "Oh my God," said the PM, "What`s happening here?" The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Public Comments

1. whoa this is funny something similar The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught mother."My child has swallowed a contraceptive." The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,the phone rang again. "You do not have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."
2. gd 1! star
3. terrible! but funny.
4. I think i'm missing the punchline? Anyone care to explain?
5. that was great, where do you get that silly joke from you must be mad
6. This is just the incentive that we need in the US . I bet our health care system would improve tremendously with the majority of the Cabinet being men!!! lol