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Has the USA Network cancelled The Dead Zone and The 4400? If not when are they coming back wiht new seasons?

Was the USA show "The Dead Zone" cancelled? I Need Ur Help

Dead Zone has it been cancelled? That is all I wanted to know

"Moving" to a dead zone to cancel T-mobile contract... When you "move" to a dead zone (but you really just want to cancel your contract w/o paying), what kind of proof do cell companies (T-mobile) ask for to cancel contract? *advice from people who've actually done this would be most helpful...and if your going to tell me it won't work or not to do it, just keep you comments to yourself. Thank You. What if you are just "moving in" with family or friends? You wouln't have any bills in your name. Also, I asked T-mobile about the California ruling and they said as of now it only pertains to Sprint customers...I don't see how that's possible, but that's what they said...

Is USA going to make a movie, to finish the "Dead Zone" TV series loose ends? THe show was cancelled about 9 months ago, wondering if they were planning a 2 hour movie, probably somewhat akin to the movie with Christopher Walker, with Johnnie Smith v. Greg Stillson, just with the TV characters.

Why did USA cancel both The 4400 and The Dead Zone and leave both open-ended?

What TV show that has been cancelled in past 3 years should DEFINITELY have a TV movie to finish loose ends? My thought is "The Dead Zone" but perhaps there are others.

the dead zone-whats going on? hey. when i had cable i watched the dead zone. when i got rid of it.i watched it when it came out on dvd. **please no spoliers!!** i watched up to the latest dvd set..season 5? do you know when the next season set will be out? did they cancel the show?

The 4400 and the Dead Zone? I quess since I have not seen previews for them that they are cancelled? Does anyone know why? I find it hard to believe it is from lack of ratings but who knows...

What ever happened to The Dead Zone? the show on USA Network...they haven't shown an episode since August...is the show cancelled? are they bringing it back (if yes, when?)

Best cell phone reception for Sprint phones? I just cancelled my Sprint account for dead zone issues. The calls would be crackling on the Instinct phone. I was wondering if within the Sprint lineup there are phones better at reception than others.

Writers Strike Piss anyone else off? Honestly It destroyed TV. Waht The F. First almost all of the Shows I enjoyed were cancelled. USA Pretty much sucks butt. They canceled DEAD ZONE, and 4400...which were the only thing that made that channel exciting. who wants to watch repeats of Friends a thousand times anyway. And What the hell ... JOURNEYMAN...CANCELED, BIONIC WOMAN...CANCELED...JERICHO....CANCELED!!! And Delayed until 2009 ,...... BIG LOVE, RESCUE ME...LOST... And yet the Worst Shows EVER remain on the air.... Desperate Housewives, According to Jim, Are you Smarter then a Fifth Grader, Deal or no Deal, Greys Anatomy(CHEAP RIP OFF OF ER ...and what the hell is with the camera angels...LAME), BONES, Bothers& Sisters, BOSTON Legal, Men in Trees...ALL the Reality Shows on SUCK. What a waste , they cancel everything good. Remember last year they canceled INVASION...that show was AWESOME. Yet "Dancing with the stars" comes back with a new season. What a WASTE!!!! I swear either the executives are taking LCD while choosing which shows to cancel and which to renew.....Or the Public watching these shows are taking LCD because they are watching the crap and giving those shows the ratings instead of watching something Enjoyable. To the latest Response. Actually Because of the Writers Strike Is EXACTLY WHY THE SHOWS WERE CANCELED...REALY Dumb. And Carpoolers and especially Cavemen were the dumbest shows ever. Thank GOD they were canceled. I agree the actors and writers had all the right to strike. I dont disagree with that. BUT the networks are all morons for canceling shows that didnt have good ratings because they were playing repeats because of the strike./ That certainly was not the shows fault that there were no more episodes written so they aired re-runs and the people lost interest waiting for the strike to end.

Anyone else mad as HELL about ABC cancelling" PUSHING DAISIES"? It seems like EVERY show I like on T.V. Gets cancelled. The Dead Zone, The Shield, Dirty Sexy Money, just to name a few.

Would anyone like a list of cancelled TV shows for 2008? Ending Shows 2007-2008 • May 24, 2008 1 vs. 100 (NBC) Ended after two seasons. 12 Miles Of Bad Road (HBO) Ended after zero episodes. The 4400 (USA) Ended after four seasons. Aliens In America (CW) Ended after one season. America's Psychic Challenge (LIF) Ended after one season. Amne$ia (NBC) Ended after one season. Anchorwoman (FOX) Ended after one season. Back To You (FOX) Ended after one season. Battlestar Galactica (SCI) Ended after four seasons. Beauty And The Geek (CW) Ended after five seasons. Better Half (BRV) Ended after one season. Big Shots (ABC) Ended after eleven episodes. Bionic Woman (NBC) Ended after one season. Blood Ties (LIF) Ended after one season. Cane (CBS) Ended after one season. Canterbury's Law (FOX) Ended after one season. Carpoolers (ABC) Ended after one season. Cashmere Mafia (ABC) Ended after one season. Cavemen (ABC) Ended after six episodes. Clash Of The Choirs (NBC) Ended after one season. Crowned: The Mother Of All Pageants (CW) Ended after one season. CW Now (CW) Ended after one season. Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann (ABC) Ended after one season. The Dead Zone (USA) Ended after six seasons. Dr. Steve-O (USA) Ended after one season. Drawn Together (COM) Ended after three seasons. Exalted! (BET) Ended after one season. Extras (HBO) Ended after two seasons. Flash Gordon (SCI) Ended after one season. Flavor Of Love (VH1) Ended after three seasons. Girlfriends (CW) Ended after eight seasons. Guinea Pig (SCI) Ended after one season. Hate (SHO) Ended after one episode. Here Come The Newlyweds (ABC) Ended after one season. Hogan Knows Best (VH1) Ended after four seasons. I Love New York (VH1) Ended after two seasons. In The Loop With iVillage (SYN) Ended after two seasons. Janice & Abbey (OXY) Ended after one season. Jericho (CBS) Ended after two seasons. Journeyman (NBC) Ended after thirteen episodes. Just For Laughs (ABC) Ended after two seasons. K-Ville (FOX) Ended after eleven episodes. Kaya (MTV) Ended after one season. Kid Nation (CBS) Ended after one season. Las Vegas (NBC) Ended after five seasons. Life Is Wild (CW) Ended after thirteen episodes. Life On Mars (BBCA) Ended after two seasons. Lisa Williams: Life Among The Dead (LIF) Ended after two seasons. Matched In Manhattan (LIF) Ended after one season. Men In Trees (ABC) Ended after two seasons. Miss Guided (ABC) Ended after one season. The Montel Williams Show (SYN) Ended after seventeen seasons. Moonlight (CBS) Ended after one season. My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad (NBC) Ended after one season. Nashville (FOX) Ended after two episodes. New Amsterdam (FOX) Ended after one season. The Next Great American Band (FOX) Ended after one season. Notes From The Underbelly (ABC) Ended after two seasons. October Road (ABC) Ended after two seasons. Online Nation (CW) Ended after six episodes. Oprah's Big Give (ABC) Ended after one season. Phenomenon (NBC) Ended after one season. Power Of 10 (CBS) Ended after one season. Pryor Offenses (SHO) Ended after one episode. The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious (CW) Ended after two seasons. Quarterlife (NBC) Ended after six episodes. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy (BRV) Ended after five seasons. The Return Of Jezebel James (FOX) Ended after three episodes. Secret Talents Of The Stars (CBS) Ended after one episode. Shark (CBS) Ended after two seasons. The Singing Bee (NBC) Ended after one season. Top This Party: Las Vegas (LIF) Ended after one season. Top This Party: Orange County (LIF) Ended after one season. UFO Hunters (SCI) Ended after one season. Unhitched (FOX) Ended after one season. Viva Laughlin (CBS) Ended after two episodes. Welcome To The Captain (CBS) Ended after one season. The Wire (HBO) Ended after five seasons. Women's Murder Club (ABC) Ended after one season. Shows that have been renewaled for 2008-09 TV season: ABC Boston Legal Brothers & Sisters Desperate Housewives Dirty Sexy Money Eli Stone Grey's Anatomy Lost Private Practice Pushing Daisies Ugly Betty CBS Cold Case Criminal Minds CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Miami CSI: New York Ghost Whisperer NCIS Numb3rs The Unit Without a Trace Fox Bones House Prison Break Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles NBC Chuck ER Friday Night Lights Heroes Law & Order Law & Order: SVU Life Lipstick Jungle Medium The CW Gossip Girl One Tree Hill Reaper Smallville Supernatural AMC Breaking Bad Showtime Brotherhood The L Word - Final Season USA Network Monk Summer Series Renewals Big Love (HBO) Burn Notice (USA) Damages (FX Networks) Greek (ABC Family) Kyle XY (ABC Family) Rescue Me (FX Networks) Saving Grace (TNT) The Closer (TNT) Princess you might be wrong about ER it's on NBC fall schedule.

Who provides better cellular coverage in the echo park area? I had sprint/nextel. The coverage was horrible. My calls dropped almost everywhere I went around the neighborhood and around LA...even from the living room to the kitchen it would drop. I was so fed up with it that I cancelled the service. I'd rather go without a cell phone for a few days until I find a better carrier, than to deal w/all of the many Sprint/Nextel's dead zones. Anyone have any suggestions??

how to cancel sprint without early termination fees? My husband and myself have Sprint, after really looking at our 180 for one month bill(for 550 anytime minutes!?) I have noticed quite a few new charges, such as administration fee and regulatory fee. We are also being charged for two city taxes(one of which has never been removed) is this a reason to cancel without ETF, or should I just give them my moms address, and say we are moving there?(I know for a fact that she lives in a sprint dead zone)

When do these shows come back on?? I like to know when the following shows come on. (NEW EPISODES ONLY) : > Doctor Who > Torchwood > The New Adventures of Old Christine > The Simpsons > Family Guy > Bones > House > Reaper > Supernatural > Smallville > 2 & a Half Men > American Idol > Moonlight > Til Death > Back to You > The 4400 > The Dead Zone > Dead Like Me - Was this show canceled?? > 30 Rock - Was this show canceled?? > How I Met Your Mother > Rules of Engagement Thanks a million people, -Ashleigh. ☮peace☮ ♥love♥ :)happiness:)

When are they coming back on? There are several TV shows that I like, but I cannot find when they are coming back on. I don't think they've been cancelled, but it's been a long time since they had them on. Does anyone know when Ghosthunters, or The Dead Zone, or The 4400 will be back? They are on USA and SciFi.

Which shows do/did you watch? You can name old and new shows that have cancelled or whatever you wanna put on here. Here are the shows that I watch: -Supernatural -Angel -Buffy the Vampire Slayer -Dark Angel -Smallville -CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and CSI: Miami -South Park -Swat Kats (yeah I know I'm still a kid at heart) -The Dead Zone -Charmed -Tru Calling -Time Cop -Ghost Whisperer *I guess you see a theme going on here lol*

What Tv Shows Should I Watch? I loved Pushing Daisies but it was canceled a while back and I have been sad ever since. I also loved shows like Dead Like Me, Dexter, Dark Shadows (original and revival), X-Files, Heroes (first season only), Dead Zone (first season only), Wonder falls, True Blood, Supernatural and, Queer as Folk. I love quirky shows. Obviously by the titles I like dark humor and shows with death and the occult the best. But I will also watch shows if they have an interesting way of narrating a story. I loved Pushing Daisies because of all of the Symmetry. I hate high school tv shows. I only luke warm liked Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I don't like The OC or Gossip Girl, or even Secret Life of an American Teenager. Please and thank you for any and all suggestions!

t-mobile help. (uk question)? well im 16 years old, and my mum wants to get t-mobile.. i had o2 before and i really liked it cause i had an iphone 3G. but since it was getting to expensive my mum cancelled it. so my mum wants to get t-mobile cause supposevly the plans are cheaper.. so since im still underage i have no choice than to get t-mobile.. please dont say dont get t-mobile its rubbish. cause wen i told my mum i did not want t-mobile she got mad and she said '' we are getting t-mobile and thats that period.'' what i want to know its how is da t-mobile signal trough out the uk, i travel trough out the uk alot cause i have family all over. and when i had 02 there were a lot of dead zones like in manchester where my mobile would always say searching for network... i would really appreciate it if anyone could help me out a lil bit. also i use the internet a lot. and o2's 3G network was kinda slow. i would like to know if t-mobile's 3G network is faster. thank you

My altell and verizon merger? Alright this is ridiculous. The reason I was with altell in the first place was because of their coverage of more or less "dead zones" I loved their fun and affordable plans. Lovely customer service, havnt had a problem with their service until verizon bought them out. Bad receptions dead zones. My grandpa is at home and unwell, if he were to fall and could not reach the phone, he needs to have signal atleast in his own house. Verizon sent us a letter saying if we had problems within the first sixty days we could cancel anytime without the EFT (Early termination fee), Well apart from the obvious that we did not ask for verizon to be out new carrier, we often by the customer service feel forced to join verizon to have better service. I went through the service upgrades and nothing. terrible service. To this the representative simply said that our area is a known problem.And since they are working on it, the greivance isnt plausible. Isnt that a little like saying hey Your life support is broken but we'll get to it eventually. Isnt their something illegal with this?

Law Enforcement & Police: Is this allowed or illegal? I work in a restaurant. A customer called in to cancel an order he made. The food already was almost done. We normally give away, or eat "dead food". An officer was ordering and I though we should give the order to him if he was going back to the station. I know a bribe is money, or anything valued over $20. Is it illegal to give this to him, or legal, but in a legal grey zone which may appear immoral?

badly need advise with car..disabled & needing 2 cancel doctor appointments /getting stranded noone 2 help me? this is long but I am so desperate I pray someone reads it and advises me I am having a problem with the car intermittently not starting and leaving me stranded. sometimes it is ok for days and starts right up..other times I am driving it and leave the car for as short as 15-30 seconds. I come back in and try to start it and it is totally dead..no clicking sounds..no sounds at all..turn key noting (auxiliary things like radio work). replaced battery..cell was or went bad and replaced again so new battery replaced solenoid on starter..starter checked ok at auto zone (cold starter) alternator checked ok replaced battery terminals and replaced cable from starter to battery and tightened the connections. none of this helped. Took it to an electrical shop and did a check and all they told us was it needed an harmonic balancer. replaced that..there is a sensor near it that did not get replaced as they rarely go out but maybe it is that.. meanwhile, my brother who helps me fix my car as I am on a very low income got mad for unknown reasons and refuses to talk to me or answer trhe door when I fgo there. I was very dependant on him to help me with my cars and I am so worried. He was making no sense when I last saw him and feel I trreasted him badly when I didn't and I think he may be having a schizophrenic relapse. I did not know what to do so I called another electrical shop and explained the problems and the man told me he is "100% sure it is the starter"..he said that the starter is getting too hot and metal shrinks and it is shrinking and this is making the connections not connect and this is why is it doing it. He said this is why it starts again after sitting a while (twice it restarted after sitting for 15 or 20 minutes without a jump..the other times it was jumped and started right away. He said when I jump it that it is getting an extra boost and thus starts, He said h would take it out and rebuild it and this was the problem.. (he did not look at the car)..a brother in law told me that his car had similar problems and he was being told it was in the ignition but he replaced the starter and it started fine after that so this made me think the car shop that told me that was right. My brother in law said that he had a friend who was a mechanic and that he could replace the starter for me and to buy one off the shelf at the junk yard. I went there to get it so I have it for Sunday as they are closed Sunday when he is working on the car and I could not get ahold of the mechanic so I asked the junk yard if he did not do the part could I return it and they said only for a credit and I should be sure that is the part I need and they asked what car was doing and they both told me no way it was the starter because if it was the starter, it would not jump right away and they said it was the coil pak (by the spark plugs)..because I did not know if he knew how to do this, I got nothing yet. Then got ahold of the mechanic and he agreed to do both as I thought I cant take getting stranded anymore now that my brother will not come help me and it is so frustrating and all..I thought if I replaced both, it might fix it... I tried to get advise from brother but he refused to answer the door or phone so I went to brother in laws but he had left to go out of town..his wife then just called after I asked her to ask his opinion on the coil pac and she just called and said brother in law said it would not start at all if it was the coil pac and he did not think it was that. Finally got ahold of mechanic and he asked did it not start when it was hot or cold..I said both and he said he did not think it was the coil pac..so we are going to just do the starter I guess..do you think this is the right thing to do? Could it be anything else..any clues what. Other options I had was one shop said they would do a check on the starter to see how it checks out when it is hot (it went an entire week a few weeks ago and started everytime but is now doing it again so I am not sure if the problem will show up when it is doing it,. They said they would check it free and install a junk yard starter for me for $65 (stater is 30)...brother in law acted like this shop was ok but another brother said once they charged him $100 more than they said and they are not as good as the electrical shop that told me he was 100% sure it was the starter The man brother in law knows said he would do the coil pac and starter for 40-50 but now that he is doing just the starter it may be less so I would save a little. Money is a problem as I spent nearly $300 so far..I recently lost $6000 in a wreck replacing car and for medical bills and stuff and this took nearly all I had saved...I am barely surviving and only have $125 after bills for food, clothes, gas and misc...so money is a concern The third option is take it to the electrical shop that said they would take out the starter, rebuild it and that would fix it for $150. Brother said go there and spend the extra because if it still does it they will feel bad and obligated to find the problems and if it is wiring they are more qualified and that they may do all the expensive checking for free if they were wrong about the starter but I hate spending the extra since it is a hardship. which should I do and do you think this is the problem or something else and if so what..I am leaning towards having the friend mechanic do the starter which ill be about 70 or 80 dollars..the one shop would be 95 and the electrical shop would b 150..I am afraid if they do this free check and it is not the starter I will not know what to do next....please help me as I am going crazy this with many other recent life events and losses of late are making me feel suicidal but I cant do that so I must figure out what to do to fix this without my brother's help...I am praying someone cares enough to advise me. oh or could it be the radio or tape player..my brother thought it was that ..I turn it off and when I start the car, it automatically starts playing without turning it back on...he thinks somehow this is draining the battery..he advised to eject it before turning off the car but I forgot last time and the car did not start the next day..after ejecting the tape the car started several minutes later,...the tape is very hot could a wire be heating up under in the radio area and shorting the car out?? But it seems it did it even when I had ejected the tape the last time although I was playing it and had to speed to make my appointment and maybe somehow this overheated things?? oh brother also recently tuned it up..could messing with the spark plugs have messed the coil pac or anything up (it was doing it before he did the tune up though) sorry..it is a 93 Buick park ave 3800 supercharged it has not started intermittently with both hot and cold engine there is no grinding aor cranking sound like it is trying to start..turn the key and no sound...radio lights work though when I turn key biut no engine sounds at all

Review my sci-fi writing? I wrote on a short opening chapter, An attack on a protected system has occured and is recorded by a Hidden satellite in that system. this is what occurs. --- Jurain recorded Year: 12.200.0 Time: 21:40 Jurain Orbiter in status. Reporting stellar disturbance at gird 9987 by 7668. Cause unknown. Size of disturbance: est. Large. Other occupants in Terras system: Terras IV Population 7.8 billion Civilisation Development: 0.8 Details: Terras VI, M class world, Formerly Jurain colony 817 coded Tunasha. Broke away after temporal collapse of jurain authority fifteen thousand years ago. Terras has forgotten its heritage and has developed its own culture. Under the Planetary Development Protection Accords, All forms of Xeno contact Jurain or otherwise must be excluded from entering and interfering affairs of former Jurain colonists and other life that fall under Jurain territory that fall under PDPA. And must be protected against such threats. Analysts: Object has entered Terras outer system. Speed is yet to be verified. Interception requested. Jurain recorded time: 22:15 Jurain orbiter in status. Stellar Disturbance has increased speed to 310000kps Est size of disturbance: 40,000km in length. Terras VI: Population unaware. Details: Stellar Disturbance has an shown an increased variation of light speed, size and incoming awareness of the object will make the object more likely to detection by terras IV putting the PDPA at grave risk. Object is unlikely to be natural phenomena and suggests the increase of its speed that the object is in fact self capacle of manipulating it’s own speed and would conclude it is a stellar object by exclusive xeno design. Analysts: Interception is necessary and urgent. Stellar object is likely to be of artificial construction with hostile intent. Interception is requested. All fleets commanded by senior ranks near this sector who fail to intervene will face immediate discharge and sentencing under the Prevention of Intentional Occupation Act (PIOA) which forbids the absence and reduction of any sizeable task force to PDPA zones that may invite or allow xeno/spacial occurrences that would result in Jurain interference of Developing worlds in what would be an illegal and capital affair for all those who allow it. Jurain recorded time: 22:40 Jurain Orbitor in status. URGENT TRANSMISSION: Stellar object: Taligar Type: System Incursion Designation: Terras VI Likely Intent: Termination/Occupation Planetry Resistance: Best est. Minutes. Planetry Awareness: Senior governmental officials. Time Remaining for Planetary population to be Publicly aware. Thirty Minutes. Est Time of Likely Planetary assault: 23:38 PDPA status in Significant Danger. Jurain orbitor will issue override commands to the designated fleets Kesuto and Teko and redirect them to Intercept and prevent the termination of the PDP Accords. Arrival to engage enemy ship will be fifteen seconds exactly. Fleets will receive this transmission once Diversion commands have been sent. Sending diversion Commands... Error Sending... Error Error Error New Commands inputted and confirmed. Orbitor will cancel Diversion commands. Now starting Observation of Combat Data. OCD now commencing... 23:38 Status: System incursion has decreased speed and positioned itself 756,983km from Terras, gravitational effects are in place, tidal disturbances have increased. An estimate 2,140 Taligar fighters have disembarked. Planetary assault within seven minutes. 23:45 Planetary assault in progress. Terras nations have launched a co-joined operation, combat in progress. 23:53 Status: All Terras military hardware neutralised. Deployment of 3,456 nuclear warheads have been deployed to no effect. Total air craft forces terminated 614,000 and rising. Commercial air and space flights all eliminated. Estimated dead: seventy eight million. Taligar ships adjusting strategy. Flying in swarm formation over Terras, scans show high levels of energies crossing over the stratosphere. 23:58 All beams have been bridged over the planet, energies patterns begin to intensify. 23: 59: 33 Global populace in distress and panic, extreme high levels of world wide unrest. Reporting leaked transmissions from the surface. Blocking. Transmission has been blocked. 23:59: 45 Unable to read surface data, intensification of the energy beams barring over the planet are blocking sensor penetration, planetary structure rapidly altering, destabilising. 00:00 Terras gone. Taligar forces now surveying rest of system, commencing data upload to designated command. Sending Taligar combat data. Sending Tactical flight data. Sending Undisclosed data to separate command. All actions completed, commencing self-termination. ... Receiving one last recorded transmission from Terras. ‘HELP US!’ Signal blocked.

I am having computer problems after malware/spyware incident? ? I need some tips. The other day I was on the net for hours searching for injector specs and other car stuff and I came across a site. Not sure of the site off hand since I didn't want to click through my history trying to find it just incase something happened again. So anyway, zoned out I clicked on this "fuel injector" site and a pop up came up saying something like "Stop! Your computer is at risk of virus's, click for a free scan" And normally I am so careful about those stupids sites and alt f4 them. But I clicked cancel by accident. I didn't think anything of it until every search I performed in explorer on google.ca was coming up with titles similar to what I was searching for. But the addresses were for weird sites, like personal banks, or search engines. Everything I searched for came up with these sites. Then I used fire fox which was ok for a bit. But then the same thing happened. Then my computer got very slow and was freezing up dead on me no matter what I did. So I started up in safe mode, ran numerous virus checks. Avast, avg, trendmicro house call, counter spy, spyhunter. The only one that actually erased infected files was trend micro. However I didn't see the names of any of the malware, or trojans... or what ever it is I got. Spyhunter still comes up with 35 cookies that are apparently spyware, however it wont delete them unless I spend 40 on the registration. So, now I think I am just dealing with the damage it caused. I'm hoping the virus is gone. But my computer is half the speed it was, it occasionally freezes, I have to boot it up twice before it actually starts, sometimes the screen goes black until I turn my monitor off then on again. Just weird crap! What can I do? Are there any options to repair it besides bringing it to a shop and spending a fortune, or formatting it my self and reinstalling windows? Thanks for anyhelp!

just want to see if anyone can anwer all these? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? Can you get cornered in a round room? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? Are marbles made of marble? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? 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If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee? If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? Why doesn't baking soda freeze? Do bald people get dandruff? Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?" If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? Whats a question with no answer called? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color? Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun? How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it? When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? Is it possible to be allergic to water? What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question? Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast? Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats? If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears? Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing? Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time? Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Is the vice president's wife called the second lady? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight? Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies? If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise? Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? Do they put underwear on corpses? Do bubbles freeze in winter? What sound does a bunny make? If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you? Do suicide hotlines have hold? Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography? If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long? If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart? If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water? Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her? Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Is sign language the same in languages other than English? If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off? Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more? When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh? Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water? Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? How come popcorn isn't a vegetable? Can bald men get lice?? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why are Pringles curved? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Which way does a compass point in space? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Can mute people burp? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? Does the President have to pay taxes? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? How fast do hotcakes sell? If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? What is a male ladybug called? Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? Do cows drink milk? How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? How did the headless horseman know where he was going? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels? Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself? Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward? Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place? Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government? If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill? If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different? Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning? Why do donuts have holes? Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down? what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? What does OK actually mean? If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Why are things typed up but written down? Why do old men have hair in their ears? Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada? How do you throw away a garbage can? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies? Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing? If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind? If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage? If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator? Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for? If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not? Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk? Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Do birds pee? If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday? When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president? Can dogs have dog days? Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap? Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks? Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights? Why do people say heads up when you should duck? Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"? Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters? Do pigs pull ham strings? On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch? If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? Does the President have to pay taxes? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? How fast do hotcakes sell? If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? What is a male ladybug called? Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? Do cows drink milk? How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water? Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? I didnt wonder all these. I found them at bored.com. Theres thousands of them. Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Why do blacklights look purple? Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get cheater

Is this true or false?? i dnt care how long this is!!? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? Can you get cornered in a round room? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? Are marbles made of marble? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? Do stairs go up or down? Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores? Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes? If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop? Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)? Can a person with no ears wear glasses? If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee? If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? Why doesn't baking soda freeze? Do bald people get dandruff? Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?" If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? Whats a question with no answer called? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color? Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun? How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it? When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? Is it possible to be allergic to water? What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question? Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast? Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats? If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears? Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing? Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time? Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Is the vice president's wife called the second lady? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight? Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies? If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise? Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? Do they put underwear on corpses? Do bubbles freeze in winter? What sound does a bunny make? If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you? Do suicide hotlines have hold? Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography? If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long? If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart? If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water? Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her? Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Is sign language the same in languages other than English? If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off? Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more? When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh? Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water? Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? How come popcorn isn't a vegetable? Can bald men get lice?? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why are Pringles curved? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Which way does a compass point in space? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Can mute people burp? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? Does the President have to pay taxes? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? How fast do hotcakes sell? If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? What is a male ladybug called? Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? Do cows drink milk? How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? How did the headless horseman know where he was going? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels? Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself? Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward? Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place? Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government? If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill? If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different? Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning? Why do donuts have holes? Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down? what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? What does OK actually mean? If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Why are things typed up but written down? Why do old men have hair in their ears? Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada? How do you throw away a garbage can? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies? Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing? If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind? If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage? If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator? Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for? If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not? Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk? Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Do birds pee? If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday? When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president? Can dogs have dog days? Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap? Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks? Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights? Why do people say heads up when you should duck? Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"? Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters? Do pigs pull ham strings? On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch? 11 months ago Additional Details 11 months ago If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? Does the President have to pay taxes? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? How fast do hotcakes sell? If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? What is a male ladybug called? Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? Do cows drink milk? How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? 11 months ago Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water? Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? 11 months ago I didnt wonder all these. I found them at bored.com. Theres thousands of them. 11 months ago Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Why do blacklights look purple? Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get cheater